So, a pianist is searching for a job...

and he walks into a local restaurant looking for work. The owner says they are looking for some musical entertainment and gives him a chance to play. The pianist's first musical piece is beautiful, staccato and a little jazzy. The owner loves it and asks for the piece's name. "It's called the 'Bloody Pore'." The owner is a little shaken but asks him to play another piece. The pianist plays another great piece, this time more classical. Again, the owner loves it and asks for the name. "The Aggravated Vagina ," the pianist says. Again, a little shaken but the owner decides to hire this pianist. "I'll hire you," he says, "but under one condition: you cannot tell anyone the name of your musical pieces. The pianist agrees and starts the next day. The next day, the audience loves him and the pianist is loving it too, however, he never tells anyone the names of his songs. After a while, the pianist needs to take a break and go to the bathroom. Well, on the way back from the bathroom, the pianist left his pants unzipped. Noticing this, a patron at the restaurant stops him and says, "Hey, you've been doing a great job all night," continuing, "However, do you know your dick is hanging out?" "Know it?" The pianist says," I wrote it!"

*By no means is this original to me, but I always love a classic joke. Enjoy.