So a new soldier gets drafted into ww1...

After the first few days I'm the trenches, his lieutenant calls the group together and says "Men, today is the day we take the fight to the Germans. Ready yourselves as we are going to go over the walls and take the enemy trench and send every German we can to hell!"

The new private looks at him embarrassed and say, "Sir....I've lost my rifle sir." The officers looks at him and very seriously tells him ge can charge without a rifle and leaves. The new private is then freaking out knowing he is going to die there on the field. His sergeant comes up asks if he wants to survive the charge, "Of course I do!" He screams back.

"We'll all you have to do is..." The sergeant raises his hands and makes the shape of two 'handguns',one behind the other "put your hands like this and if you see a German, point your 'gun' at them and say BANGITY BANGBANGBANG!!" The private looks at him and disbelief and says he has to be joking. "You can de without a rifle, or you kill people this way, it's up to you."

The lietenant come back and says it's time to go and sounds the charge.
They soldiers all go over the wall screaming and shooting. As they run across the field, the private spies a German shooting and points his gun at him and yells "BANGITY BANG BANG BANG!!" And to his utter disbelief the German falls over dead. Dumbfounded he aims at another German and repeats "BANGITY BANG BANG BANG!!" And again the soldier does instantly. The private has a huge grin and runs faster and keeps 'shooting' and the enemy trench is taken.

After a short rest, and he sees the sergeant and says, "You won't believe this, it actually worked!" He says he told the private so and moves on to check on the other men. As he is leaving, the private sees a lone German soldier, slowly walking over a hill a little ways in front of the newly squired trench and tells his comrades to watch him kill this German with no weapon. He lines up his 'gun' and shouts "BANGITY BANG BANG BANG!" But the German keeps walking forward. Confused, he tries again "BANGITY BANG BANG BANG!!". Again, nothing. He climbs out of the trench, runs the distance to be just 20 feet in front of the slow-walking German and screams at the top of his lungs "BANGITY BAMG BANG BANG!!!!" Nothing happens.

To his surprise he feels a bump in his stomach and then falls over and feels his feel being squeezed into the ground, as if something is squishing him into the ground. And the last thing the soldier hears before he dies is the German quietly whispering "Tankity tank tank tank....."