A man wins the lottery and has tons of money to spend frivolously. He decides he wants to find the most exotic prostitute in the world. After a week or so of searching he finds one that claims she can sing the national anthem while giving him a blowjob. This man says, "wow, I've gotta see this!" They go into a room, the prostitute turns the lights off, and goes down on the man. Miraculously, she starts singing the national anthem. After she's done she turns the lights back on and the man exclaims, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?" The prostitute agrees, turns the lights off, and goes back down. She starts singing the national anthem yet again. The man is awestruck, so he flips the light switch back on to see how its done, and the first thing he notices is a glass eye sitting on the table next to him.
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