So a guys drinking with his friends at his house and there's a knock on the door, there's two men and they said he'd just won the lottery, the man, unable to believe it drops his bottle on the ground and it breaks, he then starts dancing and screaming from joy, he tells his friends to get out of his house and starts acting snobbish. The two men at the door then realize they're at the wrong house and apologize.
The man concluded that if want to keep your friends after then you shouldn't crack a bottle, let your body waddle don't act like a snobby model if you hit the lotto.
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