So a man walks into a bar...

He says to the bartender, "I bet you $100 that I can piss into that glass over there without missing a single drop."
The bartender looks at the glass and sees it's a good 10 ft. away so he said, "Young man, you've got yourself a bet."
So the man unzips his pants and lets loose. He's pissing everywhere. All over the bar, the tables, the bar stools, everywhere. The bartender is laughing with piss dripping down his face and he says, "Son, you just lost $100."
The young man seems to not care and tells the bartender to wait a second while he walks over to the pool table where a few people are playing and talks to them for a while. He comes back, sets the money on the table. The bartender asks him why he seems so happy that he lost the bet. They man says, "You see those guys over there? I bet them $500 each that I could piss all over your bar, and not only would you not be mad, you'd be happy."