And sees an extraordinarily short man playing the piano. He ignores this, as he then spots a lamp on his usual barstool. He rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie, with a commanding genie esque voice says that he will grant the man one wish.
The man replies "Awesome! I want a million bucks".
And so, one by one, a million ducks walk into the bar.
The man, furious, exclaims "what the hell? is this genie deaf? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks"
The man sitting in the barstool next to him turns around and says "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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