A man walks into a bar after work, and starts his usual routine.
A few too many beers in the man starts to feel queesy, and a moment later throws up on his work shirt.
"Goddamnit! Not again. My wife is going to kill me!"
"Whats the problem?" asks the bartender.
"My wife. She hates it when I go out drinking like this, and now she's going know how shit faced I am."
"Don't worry about it. You got a twenty on you?"
"Sure I do. Whys THAT matter?"
"Just trust me, I see this all the time." The bartender takes the twenty and tucks it into the guys shirt pocket. "You'll be fine."
The guy stumbles in the house hours later, and his wife is furious. She looks at his shirt and screams "Have you been out drinking all night again!?"
"No, no. That's not it. See this guy at the resteraunt was drinking to much, and he threw up all over my shirt. He felt so bad about it he gave me this twenty to have it dry cleaned." He reaches in his pocket and pulls out the money.
"You idiot, this is a fifty."
"Yeah, well thats because he shit in my pants too!"
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