So a Man Finds a Magic Lamp...

... The genie comes out and tells the man he has 1 wish.

The man asks "I'd like a transatlantic highway so that I can visit my family in France more easily"

The genie replies "That is a bit of a daunting task, is there anything other than this that you'd like?"

The man says "I've never had any luck with women. So, I'd like to be able to understand a woman's thought at all times and know what exactly she wants."

The genie thinks it over for a bit and says, "So how many lanes do you want this highway to be?"

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