He sees her everyday but gets on before she does and exits the bus before she does as well. He's approached her several times only to be rejected by her natural prudeness.One day in a stroke of courage he decides to ask the bus driver (who is a horrifyingly ugly old man with a nose looking like a blue ribbon winning strawberry) about her. "Well what I can tell you is that she stops at this graveyard everyday around 1-2am." He says.
Upon hearing this the man hatches up a sacrilegious plan. He gets a sheet and cuts a few holes in it,then he buys a cheap Halloween store halo. He then camps out in the graveyard and awaits the nuns arrival.
1:20 rolls around and the nun arrives in the graveyard and begins prayer. At this moment the man springs out of the bushes and exclaims "DEAR NUN IT IS I YOUR GOD!" "Dear heavens!" She eeps. "I ADORNED THIS EARTHLY FORM SOLELY TO RAVISH YOUR BODY" "Of course oh lord, but I most make but one request that you only enter in my nether area as to preserve my virginity" she retorts. The man is both confused and excited by this and he continues with it until his plan reaches its full completion.
The two are laying upon the grass of the graveyard now and the man decides to finally reveal himself to the nun. "Guess what nun!" He shouts as he tears away the sheet. "It's me the guy from the bus!" The nun then stands up and takes off her cap. "Guess what guy! It's me the bus driver!"
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