So a man decides to become a monk

He moves into a monastery and takes a vow of silence. After a year passes, the leader speaks to him and says:

"My son, you have not said a word for an entire year. If you have anything to say, you may now speak!"

He says: "The food sucks!"

The leader sighs and turns away. Another year passes, and the leader approaches him again.

"My son, you have only said three words in two years. If you have anything to say, please speak now!"

He says: "The beds are hard!"

This time, the leader is especially angered. A third year passes, and the leader approaches him once again.

"My son, you have only said seven words in-"

The young monk interrupts him.

"I quit!"

The leader laughs lightly, smiles and replies:

"Good riddance, all you've done since you got here is *complain complain complain!*