So a guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks for six shots.
The bartender asks, "Wow, 6 shots? Whats the special occasion?"
The man then replies, "Well, to be honest with you, it was my first blowjob."
"Your first blowjob?!?!" the bartender responded, "I'll throw a seventh shot in for free!"
"Well," said the man, "If the first six shots don't get the taste of cum out of my mouth, I really don't think the seventh will either."
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