The bartender says to the guy, "You seem pretty excited. How can I help you, my man?" The dude says, "Give me six shots of the strongest stuff you've got." The bartender replies, "Damn, what's the occasion?" The chap says, "I just experienced my first blowjob!" The server says, "I'll give you another one on the house for that Chief!" The guy says, "It's fine. I think six will get this taste out of my mouth."
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