"Hey, 18th-century dude! Over here!
"The morrow to you ... oddly-dressed stranger. And who do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?"
"My name's Dave, and this is Pokemon Go!"
"My heavens, why is there a small man trapped in that queer glass rectangle?!"
"It tracks your movements in real life and projects them onto a screen. But I must ask: Do *you* play Pokemon Go?!"
"What in tarnation is a *Pokemon Go*? We have a compass, if that's what you're attempting to describe."
"*What*?"
"A *com-pass*. *Do you un-der-stand?*?
"..."
"..."
"That's disgusting. I can't believe that was a thing during this time."
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