The guy sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As he waits for the bartender to give him his order, he smells something foul. He sniffs and finds the odor is coming from the man next to him. He leans over and asks, "Hey buddy, did you just shit yourself?" The man responds "Yeah sure did." Taken aback the guy then asks, "Well why don't you go get cleaned up?" To which the other guy responds "Cause I ain't finished yet."
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