"Let's go up to my room..." she says, "I'm wined, dined, and ready to be 69ed!" Excitedly, he whisks her up to the room and the next thing you know they are ripping clothes off and making out furiously. They hit the bed, stuff their faces into each others genitals, and start going to town. After a few minutes the man has to pause when he comes up with a small bit of meat on his tongue. "What's this?" he queries. She bobs up from his pecker and says, "don't worry about that" and pops him back into her mouth. Enjoying the skillful blowjob, the guy mellows out and goes back to work lapping up her cooter. After a minute or two the man once again feels something on the tip of his tongue. "Is this a piece of tomato?" he asks with genuine concern. "Oh don't worry about that." she assures him and deftly goes back to work on his johnson. Although disquieted, she is truly amazing at giving head, so he relaxes and stuffs his face back into her concha. After a few more minutes he is getting close to climax and she is beginning to gush copius juice when he feels a pubic hair stuck in his mouth. He pauses briefly to pull it out of his teeth when he discovers that it is actually a long, thin piece of lettuce. "Oh god!" he gurgles. "I think I'm gonna vomit!" "Funny," she says, "that's what the last guy just said."
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