So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh.

Redneck computer...

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

My Aunt and Uncle...

U:I'm hungry for Wings, let's order Pizza too! A:No! We are ordering Chinese...

What is CC...

The bottom of the fifth

A teacher asked a...

A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5...

Yo Mommas So Stupid

Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and...

RAISIN: Grape

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a...

Methodist

Q: How many Methodist students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None...

What do you call...

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

Tried to take my...

...they kept turning me away saying "sir, this is a palm reader"

What do you call...

A referee