I asked her how much? Then she said "I'm gonna need about tree fiddy"
It was about that time that I realized this *girl scout* was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era.
I said "Get off my lawn, Lochness Monster! I aint givin you no Tree Fiddy!"
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