so a girl missing all of her limbs is sitting on the beach crying one day,

and a man walks up to her and asks her why she is crying. She responds with

"I've never been hugged before"

So he hugs her. She continues to sob and when he asks her again she says

"I've never been kissed before either"

So he promptly kisses her. Still, she cries and so he asks her again and she responds with

"Well you see, I've never been fucked either"

The man said

"I could throw you into the ocean and you'd be pretty fucked"