Barber says "I can't cut your hair if you don't take off your headphones". Blonde lady says "I can't take off my headphones or else I will die". Barber proceeds to cut her hair as best as he can without removing her headphones.
After a few minutes, the barber is just about done with the haircut and he wants to move the headphones just a little bit to get the last little bit of hair cut right. So he slyly moves the headphones off of her ears and everything is fine but after about a minute he notices the blonde lady has turned blue and then she collapses onto the floor.
Curious, he puts on the headphones to see what was playing that was keeping this lady alive. The headphones are playing "Breathe in... Breathe out... Breathe in... Breathe out...".
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