So a bar tender tells a man its 2am, he's got to go.

The man stands up and falls flat on his face.
He tells himself he'll be better after he gets outside.
Crawls outside, falls flat on his face.
Says Il be fine when I get home.
Gets home, again he falls flat on his face.
Decides hes gonna sleep it off.
Next morning his wife wakes him up early,
pissed off she starts yelling at him for staying out all night drinking.
He says shes wrong and he was at work.
She says thats bs and the bar called
he left his wheel chair there.