So 3 men went to a hotel

They each stayed in 3 separate rooms
One stayed at the top floor
One stayed in the middle floor
And one Stayed in the bottom floor.
On the checkout:

Counter:
"How was your stay sir?"

Man 1:
"Horrible! I dropped my shaver off the balcony!"

Counter:
"How was your stay sir?"

Man 2:
"Horrible! A shaver fell from the balcony and somehow cut my dick off!"

Counter:
"How was your stay sir?"

Man 3:
"AMAZING! I was having a barbecue and one sausauge fell from the air into the grill!"