They've lived good lives so God rewards them.
"For your rewards you each can become part of a beautiful woman's body." Excited, the men pick their body parts and come back to Earth.
The first is ecstatic as he turned into the boobs. The second, also excited, turned into the butt. The third man came back as her ear. "Why'd you come back as the ear?" the second man asked. With a sad tone, the ear said "I wanted to be the butt, but you picked it first." "Damn," the second man said. "Now I feel like an asshole!"
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