Two friends are walking down the street when they see a very attractive girl coming toward them the opposite way. When she gets about even, one of the guys says to her "Hi, wanna fuck?
Well of course she slaps the guy upside the head more than once while his friend is cracking up laughing.
And after she walks on, the friend says, "Look - you can't do it that way - ya can't come right out and ask if they wanna do it. Ya gotta smoothtalk 'em first, make 'em feel like you're interested in them, you know, where they've travelled, where they went to school - sutff like that."
So the friend says OK he'll try it, and several blocks later they spot another attractive woman coming toward him. And the friend says - OK watch - I'm really gonna score this one now ...
And when she comes even with them, he says, "Hi! Been to Europe? Wanna fuck?"
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