Smoking


Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for their honeymoon, to stay at the same hotel in Venice, door to door.


The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air.


"So, how was it going last night? C'mon, tell me! How's your wife?"


"Uhh, fine I guess, she's lying on the bed smoking."


"Jesus! My wife just got a bit sore..."


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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