Remember, smoking doesn�t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
One poll says 73% of Americans favor raising the cigarette tax. It's only fair. Since smokers aren't around as long as the rest of us, they should pay more while they're here.
I quit smoking once for six days. And then they untied me.
Trying to quit smoking can drive you nuts -- especially when you try to light your nicotine gum.
Marlboro has a line of outdoor gear for smokers. They recommend you buy it a size larger so paramedics don�t have to cut it off of you.
The Marlboro clothing is very functional. The denim jacket has electric heart paddles sewed right into the lining, and there�s a backpack that can hold a portable respirator.
I stopped smoking and extended my life expectancy. My wife is furious.
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