Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff. We're short-handed, Smith the boss replies. I can't give you the day off. Thanks, boss, says Smith I knew I could count on you!
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