For the last 2 months my kid has been teething and my wife and I have gotten no sleep and no sex. This morning she suggested that we take a vacation just to get a bit of a change of scenery.
I'm thinking Disney World; I hear wading pools are good for putting a stop to the constant crying associated with teething.
Too soon?
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