Skydiving Training


At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.One guy asked: "If our chute doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground?" The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."

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