At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.One guy asked: "If our chute doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground?" The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: "The rest of your life."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.