Skydiving Instructions For the Beginner

Get to the ledge of the plane.
Then, you will do the following:

1.Squat
2.Pray
3.Leap
4.AHHHH! (It's what you scream on the way down, isn't it?)
5.Touchdown

Yes sir, thats S...P...L...A...T

In other words,

SPLAT!

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