Girlfriend goes to the jukebox at the bar and comes back pissed off. Boyfriend asks why. Gf:That guy over there said he wanted to fill my pussy with beer then drink it. Bf gets up and walks out. Gf chases and says defend my honor. Bf: I'm not fucking with anyone that can drink that much beer.
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