One day an old man decided to update his bedroom skills and surprise the wife, so he went to see a prostitute and asked her to teach him something new.
Prostitute: How about I teach you "69"?
Old man: What's that?
Prostitute: Just lay back and let me show you.
After getting into position, the man is really enjoying the new position when the prostitute accidentally farts.
Old man: What was that?
Prostitute: That was nogthing. Just keep going.
So they carry on a little longer until she lets another one really rip. This time the old man gets her off him and wants out.
Prostitute: What's wrong? Weren't you enjoying it?
Old man: I don't think I can handle another 67 of those.
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