A man was driving along one evening and saw a sign that said, "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 10 miles." Thinking is was a little weird, he then comes to another sign, "Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution, 5 miles." So when he gets to the place, out of curiosity, he decides to check it out. He walks up to the door and a nun answers. He tells her about the signs he saw and she says, "Oh yes, come on in." Once inside, she instructs him to take the door to the right, go down the hall to the left and Sister Agnes will greet you. So he does as instructed, going through the door to the right and down the hall to the left and there's Sister Agnes, who says, "Yes, that will be $50 please and just take this door to the right." He pays his money and takes the door to the right, where he finds himself back out in the parking lot with a big sign that says, "Thank you, you've just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."
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