A single guy goes to the grocery store. He picks up the basics, milk, bread, butter, eggs etc... Hes putting his stuff on the counter, and the cashier says to him, "I bet your single." The guy says, 'Wow. can you tell that just by the stuff Im buying?" The cashier looks at him and says "No, you're ugly."
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