A carpenter is hired to do some work on the floors in an old church. As he is nailing down new floorboards, the priest hears the following from his office:
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! "Ah! Goddamn I missed!"
The priest finds the carpenter and reminds him that he should not take the Lord's name in vain. A few minutes later:
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! "Ah! Goddamn I missed!"
The priest goes old testament on the carpenter this time and tells him if he takes the Lord's name in vain a third time, that god shall strike him down with lightning.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! "Ah! Goddamn I missed!"
The priest is livid and bursts into the room and begins to scream at the carpenter to leave, when a lightning bolt crashes into the church and strikes the priest. A moment later the carpenter hears in a booming voice:
"GODDAMN I MISSED!"
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