...which said, "Simon, it's Mum, I have left the key to the house at the shop, come and get it."
He went and got the key but he wanted to go skateboarding and didn't want to go back to the shop where his mother worked. So he wrote a note on the door saying, "Mum, I have put the key under the doormat, remember the alarm is 6587."
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