Sign Language

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was
about
to
take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up
to
my
wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back,
"What?"

I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking
motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"

I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.

She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then
she
points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?




"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"