An elderly man, woke one morning and was not feeling too well. He got himself up and walked over to his daughters house. He was hard of hearing and asked his daughter if she would escort him to the doctor. By the time he managed to see the doctor, he started to feel really under the weather. His daughter explained to the doctor that her father wasn't himself and was puzzled to what was wrong with him.
So the doctor checked him over. He checked his blood presure, heart, and lungs. Nothing was wrong. So the doctor asked the old man if he didn't mind giving a blood sample, stool sample, urine sample and semen sample.
The old guy turned to his daughter and said "What did the doctor say?" and the daughter replied "It's ok dad you just have to leave your underpants at the desk on the way out."
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