Little Mary walks in the bathroom while her mom is in the shower. Mary pulls the shower curtain and sees her mother naked.
"What are you doing?" her mom asks while covering herself.
"I was wondering, mommy..." says Mary "what's that line?" she asks while pointing at her mom's private part.
"Well, Mary... I had an accident... an axe fell there." she replies
"What!? Right in the middle of your vagina?" Mary asks.
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