These three gay men are looking at urns for their recently deceased lovers. One guy turns to the guy next to him and says, "What do you plan on doing with your lovers ashes?" He responds, "Well tim and I loved the mountains, we loved to hike, mountain bike, and camp all year long. So I plan on dumping his ashes from a helicopter over the mountains." He then asks the first guy what he plans on doing with his lovers ashes. The first guy says, well I plan on spreading Jeff's ashes out on the beach, we loved to surf, take walks on the beach, and sun tan all day long." Both men turn to the third guy and ask what he plans on doing with his lovers ashes. He turns to them, thinks for a moment and says.. "I plan on cooking a big pot of chili. I'm going to put in it every hot pepper known to man, jalapenos, green chilis, and ghost pepper and then mix in Brad's ashes." The other two guys look at him and ask, "why the hell would you do that?" The third man responds, "well I plan on eating them, and letting him rip me a new asshole one last time."
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