A man is sitting in the bus at the bus stop with his head sticking out the window, waiting for the bus to leave.
As the bus starts moving, he sees a man running after it trying to get on.
Knowing the man won't be able to catch up he yells at the runner, "Stop running so fast, you're gonna shit yourself."
The man running looks at him and says bitterly, "If only you knew who I am you'd shit yourself."
The man sitting in the bus, annoyed by this mans cockiness says, "Fine, who are you?"
The man running says, "I'm the bus driver."
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