After a shipwreck a young sailor an old man and his hot young trophy wife all make it to a deserted island. The sailor says Im going to climb up that palm tree and see if there is any one out there looking for us. He climbs up the tree and when he get to the top he looks down and yells "hey cut that out you cant be doing that." He climbs down and tells the old man "Im trying to get us help and you to are down here fucking makes it very hard to concentrate." The old man, flustered, says "I swear we were just here watching nothing happened", to which the sailor replies "oh yeah you climb up and have a look then". The old man climbs the tree and when he gets to the top he looks down and says "huh, sure does look like theyre fuckin down there"
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