Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much, answered the equally wasted gent. Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!
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