A woman named Deedee loved to buy and eat chocolate from See's Candies shops. One day she decided she loved chocolate SO much that she would make her own chocolate shop. So she filed all the paperwork, and took all the steps to open up her shop. She called it Deedee's Treats.
For a long time she sold all kinds of chocolate treats. Eventually, though, her sales dropped. She searched online for what people were saying about her shop. Online reviews consistently stated the same thing: Her chocolate-covered pecans were good, but in general her chocolate was very subpar. The reviewers all said they would simply go to See's for their chocolate treats.
Deedee was very sad and felt like shutting down. But, she had invested so much time and money into her shop that she didn't want to just quit. So, she decided to just sell what the reviewers liked, without the chocolate. She prepared the paperwork to rename her shop. On the line for the new name, she wrote:
Deedee's Nuts
\**slaps leg*\*
^^loaded ^^guns ^^are ^^in ^^the ^^back
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