Enquiring about a recent loud fight between the couple, Jacks neighbour asks him how did the scuffle end?
"How did you think it would?....She had to kneel before me" says Jack.
Suprised and growing a little proud of him, his friend asks "Really? She knelt before you?"
Looking around Jack says "Umm huh!"
"Omg! You are awesome! What did she say when she was on her knees"
Jack slowly walking away "She said, if I come out from under the bed she might consider not beating me."
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