On a cold winter morning, while her husband is away on business, a wife has a problem at home and sends a text message to her husband:
“Windows frozen, it won’t open”
Husband texts back:
“Pour boiling water over it inside and outside”
Five minutes later, wife texts back.
“Computer's really screwed up now...”
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