Sexist jokes about women

[I posted sexist jokes about men in case you missed](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/26fwyp/sexist_jokes_about_men/)

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

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What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook tea with the right, sweep with one leg, dust with the other, and give a blow job and open beer with her arse?

A Swiss army wife.

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What’s long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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