Hi guys, this is one joke that i invented, works better with a little bit of acting (sorry for the translation, im french)
-Man, didn't i told about my severe injury? i tore my acl ligament while playing hockey(ligament in the knee).i had to go through a surgery cause my knee wouldn't flex anymore.
what they did, is that they took some tissue right at the base of my p-nis, cause its really similar to the tissue in the knee. So they extract some of those tissue to repair my acl and now it works really fine!
they only problem i have now, is when i see a f-ckn chixx i start walking like that (start walking with one leg stiff!!)
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