A friend of mine has Two Tickets for the 2016 Ryder Cup
They are Premier Box Seats plus Airfares and 5* Hotel All Inclusive Accommodation.
He didn't realize when he bought them, that this is the same day as his Wedding Day.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Johns Church, Melbourne at 2.15pm.
Her name is Susan.
She will be the one in the White Dress...
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