Sergeant Major Dick

An army Sergeant Major walked into a whorehouse one night and
approached the madam and said, "My name is Sergeant Major Dick
and I'm here for a woman!".


The madam immediatly escorted the soldier upstairs and selected
the best call girl that they had working that night. Segeant
Major Dick disrobed and was standing with his hands on his hips
while he looked at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He
then siad, "My name is Sergeant Major Dick. Been in the Army 30
years and I'm a master of my mind and body. Dick, ATTEN-HUN!"
Immediatly his penis became fully erect. The prostitute was in
awe and asked him how he was able to do that. The Sergeant
replied "Like I said, I am a master of my mind and body. Dick,
AT EASE!" His penis immediatly went limp. The prositute couldn't
belive the control this man had and asked for another
demonstration. He repeated his comands and again the penis
responded immediatly. Still amazed, the protitute asked for one
last demonstration.


"Dick, ATTEN-HUN!" His penis became erect.


"Dick, AT EASE!"


This time to his amazement, his penis did not go limp. Again, he
gave the command, "Dick, AT EASE!" No luck. At this point, he
was outraged. "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier...Dick AT
EASE!" Still erect. He moved over to the corner of the room and
started to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asked "Why the
hell are you doing that?!"


"This soldier disobeyed a direct order," the Sergeant replied,
"I'm giving him a dishonourable discharge!".