Mishu and Yanku both operate Romanian restaurants opposite one another. Yanku is doing very well, but Mishu is doing very poorly.
One day, Mishu mans up and walk over to Yanku, asking him "Tell me, my friend, how come you are so successful? What's the secret recipe you use for the Romanian Kebab?"
"Well", answers Yanku, "It's simple, I use my mom's old recipe, god rest her soul. I take a huge amount of bread, add a lot of hot seasoning, add the tiniest amount of meat, and then" he lowers his voice and whispers, "I add just a smudgeon of human feces", then he carries on, "I grind it all up, and that's my Kebab mix".
"A-Ha!" exclaims Mishu, excited, "Now I know your secret! You add meat!"
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